Movie Reviews by the Movie Slackers

Baywatch Movie Review

The TV show, Baywatch kind of missed me or maybe I missed it. I don't think I ever made it through one episode. It...

xXx: The Return of Xander Cage Movie Review

As if anyone was jonesing for another Vin Diesel action vehicle, D.J. Caruso's xXx: The Return of Xander Cage graced our movie screens and...

Get Out Movie Review

Jordan Peele's Get Out stars Daniel Kaluuya (Emily Blunt's partner in Sicario) as Chris. He is a black gentleman who has been in a...

Alien: Covenant Movie Review

Alien: Covenant picks up after 2012's Prometheus but takes place before the 1979 Alien. With this franchise still going strong, few films have ever...

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Movie Review

For some reason the Resident Evil franchise has always been indirectly linked to the Underworld franchise. When one film is released, another is sure...

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Movie Review

Guy Ritchie's King Arthur: Legend of the Sword is another realization of the story that has been told several times in the past, most notably...

Gold Movie Review

Say what you want about Johnny Depp's chameleon-like ability to disappear underneath make-up and prosthetics to get into a character. Matthew McConaughey is right...

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Movie Review

When the original Guardians of the Galaxy dropped into theaters in 2014, it took everyone by surprise. Chris Pratt shot to superstar status as...

Ghost in the Shell Score Release

As most of you know, I love film scores. "What's that?" you may ask. It is the incidental, instrumental music that plays from scene...

Desierto Movie Review

Jonas Cuaron's (son of The Revenant director Alfonso Cuaron) Desierto (Desert) was shot in 2015, released in theaters in 2016 and now has made...

Aftermath Movie Review

Arnold Schwarzenegger's foray into dramatic acting continues from 2015's Maggie in which he played a father who has the unbearable task of mercy killing...

Underworld: Blood Wars Movie Review

We last saw Kate Beckinsale as Selena, the Death Dealer vampire in 2012's Underworld: Awakening. It was revealed that she had given birth to...

All Nighter Movie Review

I stumbled upon this B film after a day of travel. Tired but refreshed, if that makes sense, ready to return to the grindstone...

The Assignment Movie Review

Walter Hill's The Assignment (originally title (Re)assignment. In some markets it is playing with this title, too) stars Michelle Rodriguez as Frank Kitchen. He...

Mine Movie Review

Mine stars Armie Hammer as Mike, a sniper in the Middle East, along with his spotter, Tommy (Tom Cullen), who after they fail to...

The Void Movie Review

Jeremy Gillespie and Steve Kostanski's  The Void is a low budget B horror film that stars Aaron Poole as Daniel Carter, a local police...

Silence Movie Review

I saw this film over a week ago and it has taken me a while to formulate my thoughts about it. Martin Scorsese has said...

The Fate of the Furious Movie Review

With the untimely passing of Paul Walker, some have thought it would be a good time to have ended the Fast and the Furious...

Ghost in the Shell Movie Review

Ghost in the Shell Movie Review

LIFE Movie Review

I guess the studio figured they had better release LIFE, now since Ridley Scott's eagerly anticipated Alien: Covenant is set for release on May 19...

The Legend of Tarzan Movie Review 2016

As if we were clamoring for another reboot, sequel, prequel, or whatever David Yates' The Legend of Tarzan would fit into, like it or...

Kong: Skull Island Movie Review 2017

Kong Skull Island Movie Review

Fist Fight Movie Review 2017

In 1987 there was a film released named Three O'Clock High that told the story of a meek high school student, Jerry (Casey Siemaszko)...

Manchester by the Sea Movie Review 2017

Casey Affleck has come a long was as an actor. When he first started out, I found him uncharismatic and dull. He shuffled through...

Sleepless Movie Review 2017

Sleepless is the American remake of a French film from 2011, Sleepless Night. Funny how it took a Swiss director, Baran do Odar to...

A Cure for Wellness Movie Review 2017

Gore Verbinski's A Cure for Wellness stars Dane DeHaan as Lockhart, a rather unpleasant cad who works for a big financial institution in modern day...

The Great Wall Movie Review 2017

Chinese director, Yimou Zhang, has directed some truly stunningly gorgeous films in the past and three come to mind; Hero, House of Flying Daggers...

The Worst Films of 2016

2016 was a great year for some terrific films. It was hard to whittle down my list to the few select ones that stood...