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Baywatch Movie Review

The TV show, Baywatch kind of missed me or maybe I missed it. I don't think I ever made it through one episode. It...

xXx: The Return of Xander Cage Movie Review

As if anyone was jonesing for another Vin Diesel action vehicle, D.J. Caruso's xXx: The Return of Xander Cage graced our movie screens and...

Get Out Movie Review

Jordan Peele's Get Out stars Daniel Kaluuya (Emily Blunt's partner in Sicario) as Chris. He is a black gentleman who has been in a...

Alien: Covenant Movie Review

Alien: Covenant picks up after 2012's Prometheus but takes place before the 1979 Alien. With this franchise still going strong, few films have ever...

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Movie Review

For some reason the Resident Evil franchise has always been indirectly linked to the Underworld franchise. When one film is released, another is sure...

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Movie Review

Guy Ritchie's King Arthur: Legend of the Sword is another realization of the story that has been told several times in the past, most notably...

Gold Movie Review

Say what you want about Johnny Depp's chameleon-like ability to disappear underneath make-up and prosthetics to get into a character. Matthew McConaughey is right...

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Movie Review

When the original Guardians of the Galaxy dropped into theaters in 2014, it took everyone by surprise. Chris Pratt shot to superstar status as...

Ghost in the Shell Score Release

As most of you know, I love film scores. "What's that?" you may ask. It is the incidental, instrumental music that plays from scene...

Desierto Movie Review

Jonas Cuaron's (son of The Revenant director Alfonso Cuaron) Desierto (Desert) was shot in 2015, released in theaters in 2016 and now has made...

Aftermath Movie Review

Arnold Schwarzenegger's foray into dramatic acting continues from 2015's Maggie in which he played a father who has the unbearable task of mercy killing...

Underworld: Blood Wars Movie Review

We last saw Kate Beckinsale as Selena, the Death Dealer vampire in 2012's Underworld: Awakening. It was revealed that she had given birth to...

All Nighter Movie Review

I stumbled upon this B film after a day of travel. Tired but refreshed, if that makes sense, ready to return to the grindstone...

The Assignment Movie Review

Walter Hill's The Assignment (originally title (Re)assignment. In some markets it is playing with this title, too) stars Michelle Rodriguez as Frank Kitchen. He...

Mine Movie Review

Mine stars Armie Hammer as Mike, a sniper in the Middle East, along with his spotter, Tommy (Tom Cullen), who after they fail to...